Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
A great fruit cake recipie
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.