Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Graphics work too much
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Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...