Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Standardized Guide to the Bases
Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...