Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...