Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.