Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...