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Trust thy friend…
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Drugs have a generic name.
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One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Same Aid
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Too Much Computer Time
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Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
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What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
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