Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...