Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...