Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...