Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...