Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....