Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...