Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...