Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...