Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...