How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...