Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...