Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...