Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...