bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...