Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
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Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Old Chinese proverb
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Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...