What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...