Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...