How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...