Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...