What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...