Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...