Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!