Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...