I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...