Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...