Quote #3559
Never fight an inanimate object.
Quote #16497
Grant, Lord, that we might overcome our enemies by transforming them into friends. Make...
Quote #3184
The lowest ebb is the turn of the tide.
Quote #1775
Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
Quote #1717
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and...
Quote #16091
A ship is always referred to as ‘she’ because it costs so much to...
Quote #13743
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #12082
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
Quote #12983
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #17503
I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools....