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It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your...
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The advantage of doing one’s praising for oneself is that one can lay it...
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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to...
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
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Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.