Quote #12970
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. +2-1
Category Archives: W. C. Fields
Quote #12971
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. +20
Quote #12972
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
Quote #12973
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. 0-2
Quote #12974
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
Quote #12975
I never vote for anyone I always vote against. +20
Quote #12976
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Quote #12977
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. +2-2
Quote #12966
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. 0-1
Quote #12967
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the...