Quote #12967
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the...
Category Archives: W. C. Fields
Quote #12968
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. +4-2
Quote #12969
I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. +10...
Quote #12970
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. +2-3
Quote #12971
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. +20
Quote #12972
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
Quote #12973
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. 0-4
Quote #12974
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
Quote #12975
I never vote for anyone I always vote against. +3-1
Quote #12976
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...