Quote #17152
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Category Archives: Rita Rudner
Quote #17153
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult....
Quote #17154
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
Quote #17155
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. 00
Quote #17156
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all...
Quote #17157
When I meet a man I ask myself, ‘Is this the man I want...
Quote #17158
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them....
Quote #17146
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you...
Quote #17147
Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love, though I’d stepped in...
Quote #17148
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. 00