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Category Archives: Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

Quote #17157

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When I meet a man I ask myself, ‘Is this the man I want...
Rita Rudner

Quote #17158

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them....
Rita Rudner

Quote #17146

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you...
Rita Rudner

Quote #17147

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love, though I’d stepped in...
Rita Rudner

Quote #17148

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. 0-2   
Rita Rudner

Quote #17149

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. +10   
Rita Rudner

Quote #17150

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid,...
Rita Rudner

Quote #17151

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before....
Rita Rudner

Quote #17152

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Rita Rudner

Quote #17153

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult....
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