Rita Rudner Quote #17157 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 When I meet a man I ask myself, ‘Is this the man I want...
Rita Rudner Quote #17158 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them....
Rita Rudner Quote #17146 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you...
Rita Rudner Quote #17147 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love, though I’d stepped in...
Rita Rudner Quote #17148 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. 0-2
Rita Rudner Quote #17149 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. +10
Rita Rudner Quote #17150 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid,...
Rita Rudner Quote #17151 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before....
Rita Rudner Quote #17152 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Rita Rudner Quote #17153 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult....