Quote #17147
Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love, though I’d stepped in...
Category Archives: Rita Rudner
Quote #17148
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. 00
Quote #17149
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. +10
Quote #17150
My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid,...
Quote #17151
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before....
Quote #17152
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #17153
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult....
Quote #17154
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
Quote #17155
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. +4-4
Quote #17156
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all...