Quote #17158
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them....
Category Archives: Rita Rudner
Quote #17146
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you...
Quote #17147
Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love, though I’d stepped in...
Quote #17148
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. 0-2
Quote #17149
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. +10
Quote #17150
My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid,...
Quote #17151
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before....
Quote #17152
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #17153
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult....
Quote #17154
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...