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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13894

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was...
Anon.

Quote #3239

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Rita Rudner

Quote #17158

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
Henry C. Link

Quote #15201

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes...
Albert Einstein

Quote #9396

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Relativity applies to physics, not ethics.
Russell Baker

Quote #4702

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
People who say you’re just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
George Santayana

Quote #9732

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
For an idea ever to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be...
English Proverb

Quote #7415

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Danger and delight grow on one stalk.
Logan Pearsall Smith

Quote #4953

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others...
Unknown

Quote #18365

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Every success is built on the ability to do better than good enough.
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