Quote #17277
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
Quote #11024
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the...
Quote #522
Only those books come down which deserve to last . All the gilt edges,...
Quote #14403
I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered.
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I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
Quote #10354
One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
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The quickest way to reach the point of success is to follow a straight...
Quote #19330
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quote #16242
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from...