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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
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When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you...
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I once said cynically of a politician, ‘He’ll doublecross that bridge when he comes...
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Zen Proverb

Quote #16775

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Sit quiety, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself.
John Stuart Mill

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War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it...
Charles McCabe

Quote #15529

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McCabe’s Law Nobody has to do anything.
Hung Tzu-ch'eng

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When the mind is possessed of reality, it feels tranquil and joyous even without...
Portuguese Proverb

Quote #16729

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Visits always give pleasure, if not the arrival, the departure.
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