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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
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I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they...
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Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
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I once read that the only way to enjoy life is to observe everything...
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Every man’s work, whether it be literature or music or pictures or architecture or...
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If you want to cut your own throat, don’t come to me for a...
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Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of...
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other...
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There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I...