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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13649

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then...
Oren Arnold

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears...
Robert Elwood Bly

Quote #10987

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There are a lot of men who are healthier at age fifty then they...
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7268

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I were to make public these tapes, containing blunt and candid remarks on...
Jerry Coleman

Quote #12062

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
And it’s a long drive down the line to centerfield.
P. J. O'Rourke

Quote #3556

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it...
Thomas Hobbes

Quote #8343

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Appetite, with an opinion of attaining, is called hope the same, without such opinion,...
Aldous Huxley

Quote #5898

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Such prosperity as we have known up to the present is the consequence of...
Napoleon Bonaparte

Quote #11051

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
Philip Skelton

Quote #17532

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
History makes us some amends for the shortness of life.
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