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My spelling is Wobbly. It’s good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get...
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A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
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A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
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There is nothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for...
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You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Fish and visitors smell in three days.
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It is easier to judge a person’s mental capacity by his questions than by...
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Funny business, a woman’s career the things you drop on the way up the...
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You do not destroy an idea by killing people you replace it with a...
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There is no such thing as can’t, only won’t. If you’re qualified, all it...