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There are few earthly things more beautiful than a university … a place where...
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If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
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Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
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There’s two possible outcomes if the result confirms the hypothesis, then you’ve made a...
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Lee Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You...
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You see through love, and that deludes your sight, As what is straight seems...
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The cure for all ills and wrongs, the cares, the sorrows and the crimes...