Quote #11266
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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Quote #11267
Presidents don’t do it to their wives. They do it to their country. 0-2...
Quote #11268
That’s it baby, when you got it, flaunt it. 0-2
Quote #11269
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. +2-4
Quote #11265
Humor is just another defense against the universe. +20