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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Mary Lou Cook

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Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun.
Aristotle

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To give a satisfactory decision as to the truth it is necessary to be...
Mark Twain

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Ludwig Wittgenstein

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I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is...
Saint Jerome

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Do not let your deeds belie your words, lest when you speak in church...
Charles McCabe

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McCabe’s Law Nobody has to do anything.
Henny Youngman

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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If you make it plain you like people, it’s hard for them to resist...
Vulgate

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Great is truth, and all powerful.
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