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Prejudice is opinion without judgement.
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Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
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Everything has two handles,–one by which it may be borne another by which it...
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My dear and old country, here we are once again together faced with a...
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A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
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We sat outside the studio at night, among a few candles, and closed our...
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Just how difficult it is to write biography can be reckoned by anybody who...