Quote #12873
I’m not going to let anybody come down at night like Nicodemus and whisper...
Quote #18340
Plan like you will live forever, live like you will die tomorrow.
Quote #81
Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.
Quote #10911
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
Quote #19263
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #10257
He who fails to question is asking for trouble.
Quote #18959
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Quote #9668
Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Quote #14755
A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. ‘I...
Quote #736
Every man has his follies — and often they are the most interesting thing...