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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
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Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
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There is no pain so great as the memory of joy in present grief.
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Friendship is love with understanding.
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Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from...
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an...
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We cannot put off living until we are ready. The most salient characteristic of...
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With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bended arm for...
Jean Houston

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At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new...
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