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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Instead of putting a quarter under a kid’s pillow, how about a pinecone That...
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Whatever is in any way beautiful hath its source of beauty in itself, and...
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By the time I’d grown up, I naturally supposed that I’d be grown up.
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Words are like leaves and where they most abound, Much fruit of sense beneath...
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Life is not a matter of milestones, but of moments.
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Go often to the house of thy friend for weeds soon choke up the...
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When thou seest an eagle, thou seest a portion of genius lift up thy...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a...
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