x
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13707

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
Will Rogers

Quote #3444

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started...
Mark Twain

Quote #1585

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
Emily Elizabeth Dickinson

Quote #12548

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Hope is the thing with feathers — that perches in the soul — and...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5278

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Jesters do often prove prophets.
Bhagavad Gita

Quote #13339

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All created beings are unmanifest in their beginning, manifest in their interim state, and...
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Quote #2554

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The question is no longer between violence and non-violence it is between non-violence and...
Thomas Arnold Bennett

Quote #10677

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You wake up in the morning, and your purse is magically filled with twenty-four...
Robert Louis Stephenson

Quote #1775

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
Fred Hoyle

Quote #20549

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don’t know what it’s...
Page 364 of 2182« First‹ Previous360361362363364365366367368Next ›Last »
Random
Recently Liked
  • Quote #4281
  • Quote #15533
  • Quote #7399
  • Quote #549
  • Quote #19461
  • Quote #14255
  • Quote #11652
  • Quote #561
  • Quote #12303
  • Quote #12451
Most Liked Today
  • Quote #12915 (3)
  • Quote #5683 (3)
  • Quote #10053 (2)
  • Quote #10145 (2)
  • Quote #10998 (2)
Author Cloud
Erma Bombeck Earl Wilson Paul Liu Michael Brian Schiffer Herbert Bayard Swope Office Space Bernard Bailey Roger Lewin Mort Sahl Al Bernstein