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I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and...
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Some of the waiters discuss the menu with you as if they were sharing...
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Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
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Yesterday’s the past and tomorrow’s the future. Today is a gift – which is...
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The distance between the present system and our proposal is like comparing the distance...
Quote #1034
Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty.
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I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word...
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Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he doesn’t become...
Quote #19261
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a...