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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is...
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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
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All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with...
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When you are at Rome live in the Roman style when you are elsewhere...
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Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Melissa Timberman

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You simply *must* stop taking advice from other people.
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to...
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I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet, simple things of life...
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My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
Colin Wilson

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In the civilisation a new law of hostility prevails. And to call it the...
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